Funny Signs of the Times

Welcome to another installment of Funny Signs. Please follow all instructions and no one will get hurt. But I warn you, these bad babies are loaded with bizarre and wonderment. Granted some are lost in translation, but others… what are people thinking? These are some of the worst samples from stores, streets, roadsides, gas stations and quaint shops and salons from around the wacky planet of ours. Seen any good ones in your town? Send’em along to ol’ Jimmy Joe and we’ll put your name in lights… or at least post the pic.

Yeah! Free luggage!

Take your pick. Any one will do.

I don’t think that’s syrup.

Think I can get a Brazilian while she’s at it?

Aw! Ain’t that sweet?!?

Why?

Get’em while they’re hot!

And CLEAN, too!

Thank Goodness! I’ve looked all over for that!

God Bless the Public School System.

Be careful!  It can sneak up on ya when you’re not looking!

Extra Fresh is so much better than Day Old.

Once facial you will never forget!

Putting on a Happy Face in the face of Danger.

No kidding! It’s impossible to keep it lit!

No comment.

You know they have a cream for that.

Welcome to Montana