Terrible Tattoo Regrets

Hot dang! Time again for Bad Tattoos Toosday! A savory feast of the most terrible tats around!  Put yer eye on this awkward bunch of funny inkings and stupid ideas from people just like you and me… Except they are legally insane or just plain insane. But don’t go oglin’ at’em while yer eating brunch. They may not settle well with what yer eatin’!

Do not cut outside the line.

…and hopefully his last.

Now, that’s something.  Not sure what. But it’s something.

Oh, Sweet Child O’ Mine!  What the hell you go and do to poor Axl???

Now, what the hell does that say?!?!  I’ll give somebody a dollar if ya can figure it out.

I thinketh it is time to slayeth that tattoo!

Handsome.

What? Your neck?  That’d be a first.

Suddenly, the pizza wasn’t the creepiest thing about this picture.

I hear he’s even uglier on the other side of his head.

“By, Jove, I think I’ll take the nipple for a spin.”

Probably doing 10 to 20 for just gettin’ the face tat!

Seriously? Ya really think yer gonna “Get Some” with that???

You were better off just ordering the William & Kate Commemorative Collector Plate series.

Wow.  How many Daddies does she have?