May the Farce Be With You

With the summer blockbuster movie season quickly approaching, let’s pay tribute to the biggest movie franchise of all time: Star Wars!  And what better way than with the worst Star Wars Tattoos in the universe!  Now we could sit in our mom’s basement all day and debate which tat from which episode is the best. But really, it’s all subjective. But somewhere… In a galaxy far, far away… somebody’s having a really good laugh.

Maybe a little too much…

Aw! Look’s like Chewie done got his hair did!

Wow.  You could have at least picked the good episodes.

Boba Fett: by Claude Monet

C3PO:  Drag Queen.

The Chewbacca Family:  Wow… Chewie looks a little like James Brolin.

“Please, Sir. Can I have another???”

Wow… Look up in the upper right corner… Is he doing a Princess Leah blow-up doll???

Yowzer!  Who knew Darth Vader had such a hot wife!

Put your arm down.  You’re attracting nerds.

I think Da Vinci just rolled over…  And why ‘s there a piece of Peppermint Candy covering his wee wee?

Ouch! Yoda! Dude! What happened???

Is that a Corn Dog Light Saber?

OMG! That’s SACRILEGE!  The Death Star ISN’T shaped like a heart!

What scares me most is all that damn hair on his leg! Wow!

Hans Solo:  As played by a Bad Japanese Action Flick Actor

Chewbaccan Irish Pride.

Luke, Leah & Hans standing three abreast on the boobs of a boob.

Wow, that’s a lot of orange.  Do you glow in the dark?

Boba Fett Stripper:  She does Bachelor Parties… and Birthdays, too. (photo courtesy of Diego Luciano)

Goodness, gracious.  Yoda looks like a fruit bat!

At least it’s on the Dark Side of his face.

I hope she’s saying that to her spelling teacher.

Why you never let a 5-year-old give you a tattoo.

Finally… A man that’s has his priorities straight…