Seriously? You gotta a What???

Why, poke me in the eye and call me slappy! It’s more of the worst bad tattoos to chucklify your day! Boy, somebody’s having some WTF hangover regrets by the look of these horrible things.  So take a gander and be glad these are on them and not on you… unless they are and then I take it all back and say, “Nice job!”

A weekly bath would help…

Obviously, the Thug Life isn’t paying much these days if that’s all you could afford.

Foxy!… but why’s she sittin’ on tapeworms?

Poor Marilyn… Never knew she had a pencil thin mustache.

Ya nailed that one on the head!

I’d ask for your money back.  That Rolex is a fake.

Lordy, girl! Get some self-esteem and leave that dolt! You are no one’s property!

Well, that explains why my eyes are watering.

Anybody remember this movie?

Lordy! What in tarnation does that say???

I’d wear a mask, too.  That stinks.

…except thi’s s’tupid tat’too.