Family Portraits of People You Don’t Want to Be Related To

Put your eye on a new, wholesome feast of crazy and strange bad family photos.  Then lock up your old family picture albums. ‘Cuz the last thing you’d want is for Team Jimmy Joe to get a hold of your embarrassing pics!

Well, that sure explains little Lyndsay’s morning breath.

Wow… How many flowers do you think are in their attic?

“Hello, ladies… Would you like me to wet my reed?”

Beer… Whiskey… Depression… Served up daily in Aunt Stella’s Basement.

My neighbor Burton: Protecting his family from Huns & Visigoths since 1994.

Ya can take the stripper pole outta the strip club but ya can’t take the stripper off the pole.

And Aunt Camille wonders why we stopped visiting on Sundays…

Come to think of it, have you seen my lighter?

When Jackie told me she rode a hog, I pictured the two-wheeled kind.

Cousin Becky displaying her mad skills.

Don’t be surprised. I’m totally shocked, as well.

My sister Myrna… The Original Cat Woman.

Another hot, happy day at the beach.

Though their hearts were in the right place, Kelly and Dave should have never invited the homeless guy.