21 More Failed Attempts at Trying to Look Sexy

Straight from Facebook profiles, bad glamor shots and Dating Sites from around the world, more horribly awesome sexy fails!

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Showing off the money you made from gentlemen callers – Not sexy.

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Sparkles all around.

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Testing the strength of your new card table – Not sexy.

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She’s a keeper.

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The Naughty Nurse giving herself a breast exam – Not sexy.

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Don’t discard him, ladies… He’s got a wall mounted Microwave!

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Is that Paris Hilton on the left? Oh, Jesus!

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The Russian version of Lorena Bobbitt – Not sexy.

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Does it get anymore phallic than that?

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You can’t fight swag.

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Selfies with Grandma – Not sexy.

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Simian Sistas – Not sexy.

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Feeding yourself grapes – Healthy, but Not sexy.

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He’s plucked a bouquet just for you.

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Posing behind bars – Not sexy.

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Sorry, ladies. He’s no longer on the market.

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Dressing in Bed Spread Camouflage – Not sexy.

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Do you feel the magic???

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Don’t worry, boys.  She’s clean. She’s got a No Pest Strip.

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An over-sized bumper – Not Sexy.

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