25 Funny Signs: Please Follow Carefully

Funny Signs of the Times

Oh, how a few written words can inspire a warped imagination. Put yer eye on a fresh crop of bad and twisted signs. From lost in translation to the sexual innuendo-laced to some made better by a vandal’s pen, these weird signs should be hanging in a Hall of Fame, or perhaps a Hall of Shame.

 

Priced to move… slowly.
Priced to Move – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
Slip Carefully. Die Gracefully.
Slip Carefully. Die Gracefully. – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
For Mom with love… lots of hot, steamy, dirty love.
Condoms: The Perfect Gift for Mom – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
A Warning from the Pimp Police:
A Warning from the Pimp Police – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs– 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
Oh, no! Giant deep seea penis monsters attacking people with glowing boobs!
Oh, Crap! Deep Sea Penis Monsters! – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
Bart Smit sure has a way with words…
– 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
Nope.
Damn Stubborn Men – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
You really have a problem with that?
You really have a problem with that? – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
Damn! And I forgot my paddle!
Wow. It does exist! – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
Oh, Lordy be! No pie allowed!
Oh, No! No Pie! – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
I’ll just take a bunny. I already have a baby.
I'll take a rabbit. We already have a baby. – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
Time to get medicated…
Time to Get Medicated – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
And no walking if you can’t walk.
– 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
The best offer I’ve had all year.
The Best Offer I had All Day – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
That will ruin a smile.
Lost in Translation Hallelujah
Dead End.
Dead End – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
…And right around the corner from Katies Crotch…
A very busy thoroughfare – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
Hallelujah! Jesus and all his big, beefy, cheesy glory!
Hallelujah! – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
God Bless the Public School System.
God Bless the Public School System – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
Relax. It won’t hurt a bit.
Only if you can totally relax- – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
Dinner with Grandpa.
Fresh Meat Arriving Daily – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
We wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt…
Better Safe Than Sorry – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
For after the Club is closed.
– 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
God Bless Technology.
Thank you, Technology – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs
Obviously.

Duh! – 25 Hilariously Funny Signs

 

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