Extra! Extra! Newspaper Fails!

From bad ad placement to innuendo-laced headlines to just poor writing, these funny and absurd newspaper fails are home-delivered hilarious. Read All About It!

1. Oh, like I need another reason to be afraid of clowns.

2. Damn, babies.

3. It’s good to be proficient.

4. Ouch.

5. Does this also put her in the running for Ass of the Year?

6. I’m not surprised.

7. That’s horrible. She had lots of friends., even if they were invisible.

8. Try a little pine tar next time.

9. What’s your major?

10. Way to go slugger.

11. How is that possible?

12. Busted for stealing honey and misfit toys.

13. Maybe if that were true, he wouldn’t have gotten divorced.

14. Wow. Now that’s ad placement at its worst.

15. I always knew there was something fishy about that dog.

16. That’s terrible because it actually kept her from choking.