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Funniest Mugshots Ever

Crime may not pay, but it sure pays to look pretty!

“Peek-a-boo!”

“Meh… whatever…”

Oh, Pooh!

The Male Medusa.

Oh, sure.  She’ll be easy to identify.

Busted for “Smackin’ yo ass for sassin’ me”.

Got busted?

Oh, sugar, you’re gonna go over well in Cell Block A.

“Okay, you just sit there and think about what you just did.”

“ Thbpbpthpt pfftthpth….”

Looks like someone could have used a rain bonnet.

You could’ve fooled me.

Love the smokey eyes!

Wow. Who knew a mugshot could be so… breathtaking?

Lookin’ good!

“Pouty… Pouty…”

Now on an extended honeymoon of 10 to 20.

“Oops… Did I do dat? Sawy!”

He would have been better off bedding down with an Ewok.

“Cheeeeeeeeeese!”

Does she have to do Duck Lips in every photo she takes?

Ya think he dyed the hair to match the shirt of bought the shirt to match the hair?

I like your hat. But sorry your tea party got busted.

Wanted Dead or Alive. Take your pick.

Cousin It.

That’s all, folks!

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