Trick or Treat.

The Worst in Bad Halloween Costume Ideas

For many of these homemade costumes, well, if they come knocking at your door wanting you to fill their bad with candy, we would advise you not to answer.

Fleeing the Nazis. Yes, I’d say that is every girl’s fantasy.

A classic high school stereotype– the Pregnant Prom Queen.

That would be horrifying, even without the baby doll.

Yep, every young lady needs a hand waving Wonder Woman flying out of her Hoo-Ha.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, an icy chill just ran down my spine. I shudder.

Looks like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man has a bad case of Botched Botox.

Cheap to make, but hilariously creative.

Princess Leia– I LOVE the cinnamon roll hair buns!

What blows me away about that Catholic Priest costume (no pun intended) is that he actually got away with that at a work office party.

Low Budget Ninja Turtles Remake.

Kiss Face – Creepy but cool in a creepy sorta way.

She really went along with that?

Bone in or out?

Nice six pack, Flash. Nice rolled-up sock in the drawers, too.

Make him clean my windshield first.

I know that’s a reference to something a year or so ago… what was it?

Creepy Ernie & Bert.

What mother doesn’t want their son to be a sexist, booze-guzzling, chain-smoking narcissist?

I will have a hard time sleeping tonight… and masturbating.

Now we all know why they say that those balls carry so many germs.

I have a hard time believe Awesome Party Guy has 31,337 views.

What Smurf is that???

That’s actually pretty dang funny.

I have no ideas whatsoever. Anyone?… Bueller?… Bueller?…