~ The Fine Art of Sarcasm ~
(If you don’t appreciate sarcastic comebacks, quit saying stupid stuff)
1.) Dudes rule.
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2.) Well played, Siri, well played.
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3.) What about the bars made out of chocolate?
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4.) Never, ever repeat in public what your dad tells you.
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5.) More like, “Surprise! BONER!”
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6.) Step one: Know you audience.
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7.) Seriously, can you match their price on a Wang Computer?
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8.) Ziiiiing!
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9.) God Bless the Public Skool System.
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10.) And I quote…
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11.) And that, my good man, is how an uprising begins.
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12.) Obviously someone doesn’t know much about women, period.
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13.) I feel better already.
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14.) Mad Photoshop Skills, bro!
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15.) Now, can you change that water into wine?
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16.) Maybe if it had a cup of Starbucks on it.
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17.) Win! (sort of)
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18.) He must be psychic.
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19.) Thank you for posting your bulletin on that board.
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20.) Wow, that’s profound. But we also applaud the great amount of thought and effort!
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21.) For Elaine and her only friend, Elaine.
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22.) But, of course, you already knew that.
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23.) Duly noted.
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24.) 4th Grade Sarcasm.
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25.) That is so sweet.
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26.) Oh, that Joni. She’s as sharp as a marble.
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27.) Careful what you ask for.
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28.) It’s a valid question.
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29.) I think you’re gonna need a bigger bin…
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30.) God Speed, Roger. We miss you dearly.
SOURCE: KaixinFun
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