Funny Signs: Seriously? That’s What You Came Up With?

What’s in a name? Or a direction? A warning? Obviously from these hilarious signs, a great deal of confusion, sexual innuendo, or just plum weirdness!

But if you pay for dinner and buy it a corsage, then just maybe…

Dive on in!

CAUTION: Angst Crossing

Just around the corner from Lorena Bobbitt Lane

Thank you, Walmart and the Public School System.

I hear it’s going to be a blowout.

Hi, Grandma.

Wow. They didn’t tell me there was going to be a test.

What? No fire ants?

Talk about your oxymoronic street planners.

Just brilliant.

Very poetic. I couldn’t have said it better.

Now that’s how you pitch a tent!

I do not want to know.

404 is an Atlanta area code. My, how far Georgia has come to allow you to sell your kids.

Spell it like ya say it!

Please use the proper receptacle to trash your baby.

Really? You have a problem with that?

What? Does that really mean “Enter Chicken Man in the Rear”?

I’d love to see ya try that!

Can she use a banana?

Oh. Okay. Thanks.

Welcome to Zombie Land.

I hear they’re killer.

CAUTION: Blind Lawn Mower Man on the Loose.