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Both horribly illegal and terribly twisted… Especially for just $1.27.

So much better than those artificial breast munchies.

Hmm… I don’t think I could take more than two.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane. No, It’s Super Piss!

Meanwhile on the fancy side of town…

Remember these?

I don’t think there’s a flavor in the world that would help that taste.

Forget the goats! Save the sheep at all costs!

My cousin once had crabs around his nob, but never lice.

What do you reckon you clean with those sponges?

I had to look this one up… “Jesus Body” is actually an Herbal Cinnamon Extract. But don’t tell anyone. As the copy on the box reads… “New discovery to be kept secret from others. This discovery is a secret. I can lay it down because I am correct. We will not make you sorry. Pleasure to have the real thing. I really long for this”

“Homo”?… As in “Sapien”?… No?… …Ohhhhhhhhh

Am I sensing a pattern here?

Careful. It’ll go right through you.

Now that’s an exciting color.

Oh, sure. Don’t share. Keep it all to yourself why don’t cha.

You don’t have to tell me twice.

It may be crack free, but I hear it’s loaded with meth.

Wow. Those a really little cocks in there. I’d expect more out of Jamaicans.

Mmmmmm… Delicious shredded children.

A very good year but still tastes like crap.

Ew! How’d you like to be the guy in charge of collecting that!

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