The Ugliest Inkings. Stupid Ideas. A lifetime of “What the fuck did I do last night?”

More of the Worst in Bad Tattoos

I’d start over.

Nice cheek implants.

When the rest of his chest hair grows back, that beast will have the coolest goatee.

Pyrmids? Exestence? How stoned were you?

Words of advice: Put your hair back down.

Did she get trampled by little tiny horses?

I like his hat.

I can’t figure out if that rainbow is supposed to be behind clouds or torn flesh. I hope it’s torn flesh because that would be awesome.

How they spell Mississippi in Mississippi.

Nailed it!

I reckon grandma like men that sport a unibrow.

Do not fire the tat gun until you see the whites of their eyes!

Forgave and Forgot the letter d.

Good Lord!

Stay classy, my friend.