28 Weird Signs of the Times

Where old boobs go to die.

Preheat oven to 450 degrees.

God Bless the Public School System.

No, in yo mamma’s!

All Other Hoes Please Enter in the Rear.

An associate attentive to your needs will be right with you.

Cool. I just rang the bell.

He’s got my vote.

Why you never give directions to a sign maker while you have a mouth full of marshmallows.

Ladders for the broken home.

Rooms by the hour.

Please wait while rabbits mate in your suitcase.

Sorry, management is not responsible for what our penis tastes like after 3 am.

Whew!

Seriously? You have a problem with that?

Finally, I found my beach.

Must be an  S & M bar.

I have no idea what this sign is for but I’ve suddenly found myself a wee bit turned on.

Sit back and enjoy. They’re very good at what they do.

Suppository Sale. This Week Only.

However, she will consider a dog if it is well-groomed.

Amen.

Funny, it was just there a minute ago.

Go home sign. You’re drunk.

404.

Ugly kids are free to do whatever.

CAUTION: Doing the Happy Dance with Deer is strictly prohibited.

I hope it comes with a good basting sauce.

Damn. Just my luck.

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