30 Russian Profile Pic Fails that will make you give up on dating forever or extremely happy that you have already tied the knot. You surely won’t find these on e-harmony.

Funny Sexy Profile Pic Fails

So Hot, No You’re Not

Payday Pavel – Would you like to touch his rubles?

Kolbasa Katyusha – Not Sexy, but boy, she does like her wieners

Princess Polina – Translation: “Not Yours” …well put

Lev the Limber – His door’s wide open ladies

Nasty Nastya – Though she can inflate her boobs with a cigar… still not sexy

Fearless Fedot – Ninja Warrior of the paddle court, still not sexy

 Plucky Petrushka – Cock-a-doodle-don’t

Desya the Desperate – Reply now or fish gets it

Shining Shura – She loves Stephen King novels… and acting them out

I can see it

Finger Lickin’ Fekla – A pigeon drumstick and a glass of red is all it takes

Rosie Rena – Gee, her hair smells terrific, but still not sexy

As Lionel Richie once sang, “Oh, what a feeling, when you’re dangling from the ceiling”

Boleslav the Baker – he’s got bun for your oven… and a dog

Princess Polina – She’ll serve finest vodkas while you relax and enjoy Russian remakes of “Married With Children” on her fine 19″ color TV.