Happy Psychotic Valentine’s Day

1. As if quotation marks are really needed to drive home the point

2. With love, from your crazy psycho incestuous sister

3. I guess pen is a euphemism for something else

4. They warned me that her love was transmittable

5. I believe that there are laws against this

6. Oh sure, all is grand until you’re bludgeoned to death by his crazy ex-girlfriend

7. Did someone say “bludgeoned”?

8. With Love, from Lorena Bobbitt

9. Careful. I think he’s serious this time

10. Hope those are just the measles and not something else

11. I feel ashamed just looking at this

12. If he asks ya to go hot tubbing, think twice

13. Oh, leave it to Popeye to come right out and say what’s on his mind

14. My, that’s a little presumptuous, wouldn’t you say?

15. Who doesn’t place Ronald McDonald as Lord & Master above all others?

16. Stand back. It really is packing a load

17. I’m calling Human Resources

18. For those looking to get even during a messy divorce

19. Stalker

20. Wow. That escalated quickly

21. yep. In a big weigh…. A big flaccid weigh

22. My heavens! Is that all it takes?

23.  Oh, great. Now I have this disturbing image to haunt my dreams for all eternity

24. C’mon, kids! Let’s all play inside the abandoned refrigerator!

25. From the masochist with low self-esteem

26. Please be a little more direct, I’m not sure I’m getting it

27. Does meth make you wanna kill, too?

28. Thank you, pussy cat

28. Another bad break-up

29. What the hell are fuzzy worms… Ohhhh!

30. Frankly, I think she stole his eyes and other body parts

31. Hope that’s not his wife in the bucket

32. Shot through the heart and you’re to blame…

33. WTF???

34. Word to the wise: Never partake in a clown’s forbidden fruit