You Have a Dirty Mind
{ As If You Needed Proof }
But here ya go…
1. Like this folded piece of paper
2. Or this nice boy who’s giving his sister a little boost
3. Or this nicely trimmed trunk
4. Even this exciting attack from behind
5. Or these elegant railing rods
6. Or this guy who only bent over to pick up his sack
7. And these sweet, sticky pieces of candy
8. Or this hand who’s job is to rock hard tonight
9. And these lovely eye lashes
10. And this woman’s plump travel pillow
11. Or this hot ride
12. Or this girl looking for her class ring
13. And this guy who’s up for a salty treat
14. Or this one that’s ready for a two-way face time
15. Or the weatherman who’s pressure system is rising
16. Or this excited lad
17. Or this puckered-up Grandma
18. Or this where it might be good to buy a vowel
19. Or these close friends having a fun night out
20. Or Tom Brady who obviously loved the feel of his balls
21. Or this fine gentleman who took a pause for refreshment
22. Or this areal view of Fantasy Island
23. And this pure, innocent angel overcome with joy
24. Or the girl & boy who are eager to lend a helping hand
25. Or this woman expressing her love for office supplies
26. And this kite soaring to new heights
27. And this lamp (don’t touch, it’s hot)
28. Or Baby Elmo getting a good scrubbin’
29. Or this huge pipes working it hard at the steel mill
30. And this happy little Christmas elf that has a special present for you
31. Or these two straws stuck deep in the drink
32. And this wood that could get you into deep trouble
33. Or this firm, oversized thumb’s up
34. Or this slice of salty meat
35. Or these brothers who love what they do
36. And this perfectly sauced Chicken Gyro
37. And finally, this newswoman showing you where it’s at
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The innuendo of #8 is intentional.
Read its text:
“Whatever you do
tonight, make sure
you’re ready to rock”
…and:
“Find out where to get free
condoms and contraceptives at
anyplanstonight.co.uk”
Obviously a sign that advertises free condoms and contraceptives, with the slogan “ready to rock”, is going to be heavily laden with sexual imagery. Duh!
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