Put Down the Tattoo Gun and Walk Away

Must have been some pretty high winds that night.

Too funny!

Wanna bet the artist behind that Yankees logo is a Red Sox fan?

The disembodied left arm is a nice touch.

Oh, honey… I think your cat got hit by a car!

Another one bites the dust.

Really? That’s the most flattering pic of Grandma you had for reference?

Obviously.

How many nipples can one boy have?

What boobs? I can’t stop staring at her freaky cheekbones.

Why is that tiger bursting out of pink band-aids?

I think you need a Guardian Angel to watch over your spelling.