Permanent Tattoo Reminders of Those Out of Control Tequila Benders

I refrain from commenting on the chance that he may actually look like that.

Go home, tattoo. You’re drunk.

Spider Man: The Mafi of Pain

He looks like a nice tiger. I particularly like his bangs.

I hope that is not representative of what you paid for that tat.

Wow. Even a lot of the numbering doesn’t make sense.

What I can’t figure out is what that creepy clown is supposed to be sticking in its mouth.

A pussy willow and a chicken leg?

Oh, Lord. When did Eminem get so… sickly?

It’s Official: The Worst Michael Jackson Tattoo Ever.

You think he might have meant “Idol Hand” or maybe “Billy Idol Hand”?

She’s got pretty eyes.

Ricey? Ripey? Riley? Take your pick.

A tree with yellow olives?

Obviously.

Thanks for the warning ahead of time.

Nope.