Ya think theater owners just wait for a bunch of movies like these to come out all at once?

Jumbo Size Your Popcorn: It’s Inappropriate Move Marquees

1. Overwhelmingly giant robot porn? What? Where have I been?

2. A movie where they still aren’t sure of the climax.

3. Oh, my. What is this world coming to? I’m sure this didn’t play in Kentucky.

4. It’s aways the other guys.

5. You don’t have to tell me twice.

6. Gotta catch ’em all!

7. Why Paul Hogan’s co-star wife divorced him.

8. Spoiler alert!

9. Aw, Nancy! Really? A creepy old married guy?

10. Damn, Nancy, you get around!

11. There must be something in the water.

12. Geez, hasn’t anyone ever heard of a condom?

13. Wow. Hollywood is one dirty, f ‘ed-up place.

14. Great. Thanks for ruining it for me.

15. Whoever thought you could top the holocaust?

16. This just makes me chuckle like a 3rd grader.

17. The next one promises to be better.

18. Another lover of Nancy Drew?

19. Originally titled “Brontosaurus Boner.”

20. A busy night for the Croc.

21. Not a lot of Happy Feet there.