Cherished Memories:

Funny Family Photos Too Weird for Words

In Whitney’s defense, she thought it would help the herd produce more milk. Unfortunately, no one bothered to tell her they were beef cattle.

Teddy “The Turtle” Thompson. A spray tan so bright, ya gotta wear shades.

“Hi, Teddy.”

Phyllis Jean, not believing one iota of the cockamamy bull dookie her sister Evelyn is bantering about.

Little Henry Lee, the first person on public record known to proclaim, “WTF!”

Wash the gator night at Great Uncle Cy’s.

Here comes Peter Cottontail, literally.

“Having fun, dad?” asked Colin. “Shoot me now.” dad replied.

To the dismay of his parents, little Tommy X would grow to have a fondness for Celine Dion.

Suddenly, Robert was crushed by a lonely, cold, harsh wave of inferiority.

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Francine vowed never to be late for Bingo ever again.

Ahhh, springtime in Kentucky.

Traynesha in her 4-leafed clover dress. Feeling lucky anyone?

Todd’s 11th birthday party just hit warp speed.

Before Tiffany downed that last shot of Jägermeister, she raised a toast to her goal for the evening “to get a pole in my panties.” …Mission unaccomplished.

Ohhhhh… that’s why Costco was out of Ramen Noodles.

After their numerous suggestion box requests to remove strained peas from the Shady Acres weekly dinner menu were denied, Frank and Leona decided to take matters into their own hands.

“Move aside, ladies. I’ve spied a hard target waiting in the wading pool.”

Another Tuesday night full of “come hither” looks from Aunt Donna.

After years of searching, Ted finally found the Happiest Place on Earth.

Happy Easter from creepy Uncle Buddy.