28 Newspaper Headline Fails That Win for Stupidity

Fire the editors but give the reporters and writers a big fat raise!!

Newspaper & Internet Headlines That Lose & Win & the Same Time

1. Friday will now come one day sooner.Thursday is cancelled ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

2. Sounds like it’s time to head to Golden Corral.Starvation can lead to health Hazards ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

3. You don’t say.
Homicide Victims Rarely Talk ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

4.  Science 101.Earth Orbits Correction ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

5. “One giant leap for mankind…”
Neil Armstrong man on man ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

6. I think they go hand-in-hand, don’t they?
Typographical Error: Drums not Drugs ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

7. Just try to relax.
Seven Inches Rim Tells Jobs, iPhone ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

8. I hear she also excels at street ball.
Hooker Indoor Athlete of the Year ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

9. That’s what you call “topping off the tank.”Keegan fills gaps with seaman ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

10. One more reason to love summer…Tit bouncing back ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

11. Unfortunately she didn’t keep the dress like Monica did.
Bonnie Blows Clinton ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

12. Wow. Angelina probably should have stuck to adoption.Angelina Jolie is pregnant by Pitt ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

13. Do the Tighten Up.Tight End Returns After Colon Surgery ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

14. “So, how do you like you steak?”Students Cook & Serve Grandparents ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

15. What a difference a day makes.Black History Month Will Be Held Feb 23 ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

16. Even Febreeze won’t help.Texas Rangers Get iff of Colon ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

17. Try it mom. Seriously, it works
Miracle Cure Kills Fifth Patient ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

18. That’s big of him.Midget Sues Grocer, Cites Belittling Remarks, ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

19.  I object.Many Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

20. Tell us something we don’t know… Wait… Bill or Hillary?Clinton Licks Beavers ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails 
21. Take it easy, Babe.Chick Accuses Male Colleagues of Sexism ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

22.  An example of perfectly bad timing.

Duchess Catherine Gives Birth Pronounced Dead ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

23. Damn.
~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

24. Real Estate for Dummies. ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

25. Prison justice.Miliband forced to hand job to Balls ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

26.  Why there’s no one to post bail…Police Arrest Everyone ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails 

 

27. “I’d like to make a deposit, please…”Come inside world's biggest sperm bank ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails

 

28. The bad thing is, you’re hungry again never.Factory Fart Feeding Females ~ Funny Newspaper Headline Fails
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