Fire the editors but give the reporters and writers a big fat raise!!
Newspaper & Internet Headlines That Lose & Win & the Same Time
1. Friday will now come one day sooner.
2. Sounds like it’s time to head to Golden Corral.
3. You don’t say.
4. Science 101.
5. “One giant leap for mankind…”
6. I think they go hand-in-hand, don’t they?
7. Just try to relax.
8. I hear she also excels at street ball.
9. That’s what you call “topping off the tank.”
10. One more reason to love summer…
11. Unfortunately she didn’t keep the dress like Monica did.
12. Wow. Angelina probably should have stuck to adoption.
13. Do the Tighten Up.
14. “So, how do you like you steak?”
15. What a difference a day makes.
16. Even Febreeze won’t help.
17. Try it mom. Seriously, it works
18. That’s big of him.
19. I object.
20. Tell us something we don’t know… Wait… Bill or Hillary?
21. Take it easy, Babe.
22. An example of perfectly bad timing.
23. Damn.
24. Real Estate for Dummies.
25. Prison justice.
26. Why there’s no one to post bail…
27. “I’d like to make a deposit, please…”
28. The bad thing is, you’re hungry again never.
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