Funny Products Names ~ The Strange, The Bad, The Sexual

Good Golly, Miss Molly! Who are the marketing geniuses behind these crazy funny product names and packaging? Sure, some are simply lost in translation, but the others? Outrageous! But I sure do hope they keep it up. Because of no matter if they’re laced in sexual innuendos or lean more on the gross side or just plum head-scratchin’ strange, they are all downright hilarious.

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2. Just go slow.

3. BOOM! goes the dynamite!

4. She looks like she’s enjoying it.

5. Hop on Pop.

6. For Royal Shitheads everywhere.

7. I most States, you can get arrested for that.

8. It’s about time someone came out with this. 

9. Just what I need, a bunch of high & randy Billy’s hangin’ around my pasture.

10. “Damn, those are some fsine, foxy-ass paper towels you’ve got there, Mrs. Cleaver”

11. Ouch.

12. Don’t make me beg.

13. For when you’re really feeling dirty.

14. That is what is called an Onomatopoeia.

15. For both 1 & 2.

16. Who doesn’t love pasta… and boobs?

17.  For when a regular Schick for the dick just won’t do.

18. Sounds like it’s straight out of some movie on the SyFy channel.

19. Isn’t this what they used on William Wallace in the movie Braveheart?

20. I have no idea, but I reckon it’s for people who like their Doritos a little spicy.

21. Now that’s how you start your day!

22. I would have to imagine it’s Brown Rice.

23. The must popular toothpaste in Great Britain.

24. Just tragic.

25. I tried it. It wasn’t for me.

26. They didn’t even try to be discrete with this!

27. Who doesn’t like a little whiz on their burger?

28. My first guess was that they’re from Sperm Whales, but then again, whales aren’t fish.

29. ’nuff said, good night.