Men Just Don’t Get It

and they never will

1.) Like This. Every. Damn. Time.

2.) Or this horror

3.) Or trying not to break off your entire nail when poppin’ a top

4.) Or why periods are never happy

5.) Or this hair eating chair that ensured you left the classroom with less than you came in with

6.) And the hair tie struggle

7.) Aaaaaaand the other hair tie struggle

8.) And all the other hair tie struggles

9.) And the struggle with sunglasses tanglation

10.) Or just tanglation in general

11.) Or the emotional pain of ponytails

12.) And the subjectivization of being a human canvas

13.) And prepping for parenthood

14.) Or learning how to be patient

15.) Or that losing 100 hairs a day is totally normal

16.) Or about this mindblowing relief

17.) Or about this everyday shower inevitability

18.) And this infamous hands-free scratch

19.) Or the decision to pop a blood vessel instead of smudging all of your hard work

20.) Or the cuts… THE CUTS, DAMMIT!

21.) And hearing a “crunch” and saying adios to these old friends

22.) Or getting whacked in the dome by these

23.) Or dealing with eyebrow issues

24.) Or coming to terms with the beginning of the end

25.) And finally, the unsurmountable unadulterated joy of chocolate

sources: mostly Buzzfeed