Big-Haired Gospel. Feline Jazz.  Twisted Rock ‘n’ Roll. Sexually-Infused Irish Folk. Just plum crazy album cover art and records that will burn your senses.

More Classic Yet Bad Album Covers Where Art Goes Out the Window

Music to commit suicide by.

Had no idea that Jesus looked like a 70s thirty-something insurance salesman.

Nothing screams ‘Electronic’ like a half-naked girl’s squeeze box.

Enjoy a sample of the captivating electronic sounds of Dan Hill:  Play
 

Word of Advice:  Sleep with one eye open.

Aw, Bertha. It’s sad to play favorites with your grandkids.

You’re in luck, ladies. Brad’s all in.

Aw, C’mon! That’s not Britt Ness! I swear that’s Brad Winkler above in fancy pants! Well, Brad does say, “Whatever It Takes!”

If this doesn’t fire up your soccer team, don’t know what will.

Hey! Isn’t that Andy Sandberg high on the love-drug  XTC?

Wow. A cat with a welcoming personality. Who’d a-guessed?

Welcome to the party.

Margaret will continue her serenade right after she finishes her pee.

Can’t find any song samples of Margaret Nisbett but you can join her Facebook page: Join
 

Yikes! That girl in the front has a little parasitic twin dangling from between hoo-ha!!

Next time you have a romantic evening, pop on this Clancy Brothers title track and you’ll be in like Brad Winkler: Play
 

Joe has one song. And he keeps signing it over and over and over…

Looks like someone’s about to toss the salad.

Or in other words… “I ain’t pushing Danny’s damn wheelchair back through the woods!”

Sexy romantic love ballads by Wolverine.

Well, that kid will never be the same. Thank you Creepy Clown Carequinha.

If ya ever wondered what a creepy Brazilian clown record sounded like, here’s your chance: Play
 

It appears Amorica missed her Brazil…

“Spread the Word! Gayle’s Salon has $12.99 perms!”

Looks like Zivan went to Gayles!

Poor Linda, always an outsider.

“You might hate Tzan’s music music but you’ll love his chest hair.”

Oh, God! Oh, God! It’s like a nuclear explosion! But that’s what you get when you have 5 wives.

Meet Fred, the life of the party.

Listen to Fred tickle his keys: Play
 

Looks like God answered Friar Francis’s prayers.

Translation: “The Summer is Ending.” But their spray tans will last forever.

sources: BizarreRecords, LP Cover Lover, et al