Funny Signs of the Times

Dear Sign Printers:  Do you not ever question your client’s requests or do you just take the money and run? These Funny Signs go beyond silly! They border on insane! Oh sure, some are lost in translation, but ya got to wonder about the others. Then again, I always do love a good butchering of the English language and/or the stupidity of mankind. It makes me feel better. So put yer eye on more of the horrible and awful advertising, directional and store names of the business world.

Bring the whole family.  It’s loads of fun!

No! Masochists are not born!  It’s a choice!

Today’s Special:  Hard Liquor

I reckon the fish don’t like the second-hand smoke.

Why kids shouldn’t ride the bus alone.

Bathroom for Siamese Twins perhaps?

Now that’s a deal!

Ouch!

Ya reckon it’s owned by the Dick Liquor guy?

Mmmmmmmmmm…

That explains the line at the drive-thru.

Stand back!  Ya don’t wanna get poked in the eye!

Why haven’t I ever met these girls?

Does it come with the facial?

Ya can’t beat fresh.

No thank you.

I hear Denny has a great rack.

After this… I’m sure he is.