Bad Vinyl: The Worst Album Cover Art

For the record, I miss classic vinyl. And not just the sound. There’s something great about holding that album cover in your hand. Reading the liner notes. Gazing at the artwork. But in this case, it’s more like laughing at the crazy art! From just plum weird to funny to the sexual innuendo laced, these baddies are some of the worst album covers ever. Enjoy!

When you dress in picnic table cloths, how can you not smile?

Amber Alert…

Yes, nice Klakers, Ms. Miljus.

And you wonder why they’re so popular.

Rock ‘n’ Disco Country Style. Is there any genre they can’t do?

With smiles like those, I think they enjoy a good tea bag or two every morning, noon and night!

Is she flickin’ a booger? And ya gotta love her L.L. Cool J microphone necklace.

Yep, nothin’ turns on the ladies quite like a Barbershop Quartet.

So, so wrong!

All board to Leisure Suit City.

And what type of business do ya reckon Gary is in?  I say Jeans Salesman.

There’s one deep, dark secret hidden away in that family’s closet.

He looks more like “Stabby the Clown”! A friend of John Wayne Gacy perhaps?

Get ready, Ladies. They’re gonna blast you off like never before.

You scare me, Steve Mackay.

Oh, oh. She’s got that “Size does matter” look on her face.

Looks like he touched Mrs. B reeeeeal good.

It’s cool they got the Singing Midget to do a guest appearance.

Looks like Saban’s Music Union doesn’t offer a Dental Plan.

Perhaps you could shelter those sheep in your hair.

Just one more reason why clowns scare me.

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