Bad Tattoos: They Stick With You

You can try all you like, but these horribly ugly tats won’t wash off.

What I want to know is why she has a pea pod for a nose?

Hey, is that the kid from the movie “Mask”?

“Mommy? Why are those angels thumbing their nose at Jesus?”

Yes, very grim indeed.

The #1 reason why you should never bet on Fantasy Football.

We took their land, we gave them small pox… now, this.

They say if you pull his nipple pins the bomb will explode.

What? God’s gift is a dick-in-a-box?

Nailed it!

You must be very, very lonely

Ya might wanna check the expiration date.

On the bright side, at least Ozzy is still coherent enough to read.

Killer tat, dude.