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More Terribly Bad Tattoos

Dishonest Abe? Skeptical Abe? Are You Looking at me, Abe?

Highly illogical.

Does the last line read, “her than Any Star”?

Good thing ya got that bar code right. One wrong line and it could scan Tampax.

Nice! A Michael Jackson tattoo!

Is that a mole on her tongue? So many things wrong with that poor girl.

Originally designed on his 6th grade History Class notebook.

“Lift up your eyes. Quit staring at my boobs.”

Tapeworm Mickey.

Next time: Tat first. Smoke second.

She looks like one crazy mother that’s loved in a Tony Perkins “Psycho” kinda way.

Nailed it! Hope you’re still friends.

What… Never meant to get that tattoo?

Keep your hands away. That bottom star is about to be sucked into a Black Hole.

What the…?