Stupid Twitter, Instagram & Facebook Fails
1.) Like from Gabrielle whose brain clock is permanently flashing 12:00.
2.) Or Liquorice Bitch who isn’t on a first-name basis with reality.
3.) And this mom to be who’s spelling isn’t even phonetically correct.
4.) Or this dude who has too many dead brain cells.
5.) Or this girl who wants to take the whole world on a shopping spree.
6.) And Nini who’s brain matter is on permanent holiday.
7.) Or this guy who must’ve taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
8.) And Jack who’d make for a great guest on Maury.
9.) Or this fella who refers to himself as people.
10.) And poor Emily who just doesn’t get it.
11.) And Rachel, who herself, is lost in space.
12.) Or the Big Red Republican Machine.
13.) And Steph, a public service announcement in the making.
14.) And Benjamin who slept through world history class and still hasn’t awakened.
15.) And this one from someone who’s obviously blown a circuit.
16.) And this guy who probably should stick to just microwave popcorn.
17.) And Kenzie who obviously doesn’t get out much.
18.) And Jace who always mixes up with and without.
19.) And Emma who has a bright future in NASCAR.
20.) And Good Whor Ash Trayz… Please, God! Don’t let stupidity be contagious!
21.) And Jasmine who is serving time for mindslaughter.
22.) And this poor slob who hpflly since got lot mor edgicated, jus saying’!
23.) And Catherine who’s life no longer has a purpose.
24) And Ms. Artisha who could really use a bottle of Imodium AD.
25.) And Isaiah who also wants to know where the San Antonio Spurs are from.
26.) Or Maylina who is searching for an identity in the midst of a population explosion.
27.) And this lady, who thankfully is expecting quintuplets, because by her calculations she’d be pregnant for over three years!
28.) Or the hopelessly romantic Wint.
29.) And this person who paints word pictures so beautifully.
30.) And this who hopefully knows that breastfeeding and tequila don’t mix either!
31.) Or this guy that loves playing with his furry little animal.
32.) And Miley who is just being Miley.
33. And finally, this guy. This poor ol’ lonely, lonely guy.
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