Paybacks Are A Bitch, Bitches

Like for this shoplifter who failed to make an escape plan

(reddit)

Or for Scott Kelly who must’ve really screwed her over… even with his small wee wee

And for this dirty cyclist who’s ready to race, not to fight

(reddit)

 Or for this future astronaut

(reddit)

Or this girl who’s too young to know a cat has 9 lives

(Anorak)

Honestly, haven’t you always wanted to do this?

(distractify)

And how about this guy who really thought he could take out  a garbage can

(distractify)

  Or this girl who tried to screw the bartender but only screwed her thighs

(damn lol)

 And this kid who messed with the wrong dog

Or this future field goal kicker for the Detroit Lions

(gif bin)

Or this girl who underestimated her big brother’s ability to complete his own project

(radiowindy)

Or this ass who really isn’t more important than everyone else on the road

(distractify)

Or for this guy who was just trying to get some tail

And for this guy who hitched a ride with the wrong dude

(reddit)

 And this regular Jackie Chan

(brommando)

Or this dude who’s now owned by his dog

(Bark Post)

Or this kid who’d do anything for a dollar.

(distractify)

And this rocket scientist who felt the rockets red glare

(distractify)

Or this woman who got photobombed by her own shadow

(inspire fusion)

And this kid who, well, if you’re gonna try to stick yourself into a cement vagina… expect the worst

(distractify)