Recipe: A Really Short Story by Dan Weber

 Recipe: A Really Short Story by Dan Weber

Everybody in the neighborhood was fond of Aunt Billie’s “Crusty Corn Muffins.”  Except Aunt Billie.  Because Aunt Billie knew that, in order to make’em, she had to slice away large portions of Uncle Clem’s feet. And Aunt Billie hated the thought of causing Clem any pain.  Yep, everybody loved Aunt Billies “Crispy Corn Muffins… The end.