28 Bad Album Covers ~ Fabulously Funny Fails That Rock

Horrible Music for Your Eyes & Ears with More Bad Album Covers

Get ready to crank the funny up to 10! This hot new record collection of bad album covers will get your eyeballs dancin’ and your toes a-tappin’. Cuz it not only features some of the worst LP artwork but some groovy song samples from these gifted musical artists as well. Everything from rock and metal bands to country, gospel comedy, and jazz by artists from around the world are all right here in their everlasting glory. Rock on!

1. Sexy 70s power rock falconers? Nope. These “Country Cousins” are sexy Italian gospel pop.

Enjoy this ear-splitting, falsetto-soaked ballad from 1975.

2. Hey! When did Boo Radley record an album?

Give the German electropop gem “Psyko Billy” a listen.

3. Looks like ol’ Sky Saxon is sportin’ quite a magical package there.

Listen to “In Love With Life” from the late great 60s L.A. psychedelic rocker.

4.  I’m sure this gem sent sales through the particle board!

5. Here we go again. Another 5-person quartet.

6. I swear to God that’s the Brady Bunch house! They’re in Mike’s den!

7. I’m sure everyone hated to go to their house.

Enjoy the hot accordion stylings of The Currie Brothers.

8. Got a hunch that Bill & Dick always had a lot of candy to share in their van.

The soothing gospel of Bill Pierce & Dick Anthony from 1964.

9. Another pasty German who spent too much time in the sun.

Enjoy Harold’s full 1980 album of pulsating German electronica.

10. My, goodness! For a moment I thought that was a young Meryl Streep!

11. Musical treats for truck drivin’ serial killers.

12. Relax. I’m sure he’s just taking a methane reading because of his concern for the environment.

Experience the 1987 German metal madness of Torment.

13.  Ass up!

Lament to Ray’s 2002 country music release “She’s Taking Her Time.

14. TMI!

15. The entertainment trifecta: comedian, singer, serial predator.

In case you ever wanted to experience bad adult night club comedy from 1961…

16. What the hell is wrong with their eyes???

Enjoy the UK’s disco group  Liquid Gold performing “Substitute” in 1980.

17. Ever wonder how many phallic objects you can place on one album cover?

This a good Latin track from this 1969 Bobby Valentin release.

18.  Why do I sense that we just missed the alien anal probe?

Enjoy a taste of Serbian folk that’ll make you long for an alien abduction.

19. Who’s up for a little furry animal roleplay?

20. This makes me tear up big time.

Peel back Susan Christie’s cheesy 1966 folk it “I love Onions.”

21. Is that a synthesizer in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

In the 70s and 80s, Zeljko Bebek was the lead singer of the rock band Bijelo Dugme, one of the most accomplished Yugoslav bands ever. Here’s a track from Bebek’s 1984 solo effort.

22. Does Randy Jack have a mommy-daughter thing going on here?

23. Pop finally has his cult.

Tap your toes to a little happy Southern Gospel from 1969.

24. They remind me of that couple next door that’s a little too friendly if ya know what I mean.

Cool track from the Ralph Sharon Quartet, 1958.

25.  The fact he looks like Pee  Wee  Herman makes this cover even creepier.

26. My, why so subtle?

Get up to Markay’s 1980 disco classic!

27.  Maybe a crazy bad album cover but it’s a crazy good record!

Ya gotta hear this very rare radio commercial for Ike and Tina Turner’s 1968 LP “Out of Season.”

28. Does that comb look dirty?