Hee-Hee! Epic MJ Tat Fails!

Now, as we gauge the reaction of Dr. Conrad Murray’s guilty verdict, let’s remember Michael Jackson the way he wasn’t. Here he is, forever enshrined in 15 of the worst Michael Jackson tattoos you’ll ever see. Oh, but I’m sure there are more… and more to come. Enjoy. Ya gotta love funny M.J. tats!

At least they got the nose right.

“…Gesundheit.”

…the face Jacko made when his daughter Blanket stole his pillow.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!… so wrong!”

Makes sense.

Uhm… I think that’s Lisa Marie?

Yep… You are the weird beneath my wings…

Grumpy-eyed, wormy-head Michael with lips he never had.

Love this one! Ventriloquist Beetle Juice with his skinny right-armed Jacko!

The tat ain’t bad… but those hands are sure damn scary!

The non-neon neon Michael

“…M.J… Phone home…”

“…M.J… Phone home…”

We’ll always remember Michael looking like… well… Charlize Theron? I do like the bump tho…

Your head would look like an anvil, too, if it lived squashed beneath an armpit.

Honorable Mention: Hair Art:  Wow…

Huh… When did Howard Stern become the “King of Pop”?