Fun Adventurous LOW Budget Vacations :
Looking for an exotic beach vacation getaway? A wildlife safari? A fun-fill day trip? An exciting celebrity tour?– all on a shoe string budget? Team Jimmy Joe has scoured the country to dig up the top affordable, low-budget vacation spots for families, singles and couples that you may or, er…may not want to discover.
1. Cap’n Clem’s Copulation Safari Park – Allgood, Alabama
Cap’n Clem’s Copulation Safari is a fantastic way for the entire family to experience the thrill of exotic animals in the au naturel. Walk the park’s secluded trails and enjoy breathtaking close encounters with over 30 species of the world’s most magnificent and frisky animals– porking pot-bellied pigs, banging badgers, fornicating ferrets, humping hippos, and more!
Throughout the heat of spring, there are plenty of great hands-on activities for children, including educational workshops, active role-play and competitions to enjoy. And be sure to stop by Pole Pavilion to catch the live show “Amazing Asses” featuring Donnie the Derelict Donkey & his Burro Babe Dancers. Two shows nightly: 10 pm & midnight.
2. Aunt Hilda’sFeral Feline Land – La Praire, Illinois
A fun-filled family getaway for the cat lover in all of us! Stroll the lush, 1/2-acre suburban lot littered with over 1,000 mostly alive feral cats roaming freely about the yard and inside of Aunt Hilda’s House.
Family friendly activities include: The Hallway Obstacle Course, scraping feces from kitchen counters, and the challenging player-participation game, “Is It Trash?” Don’t miss the interactive 3-D display, “Contracting Toxoplasmosis”
Enjoy Fine Dining at Aunt Hilda’s Feral Feline Land All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Every evening, overnight guests receive complimentary chocolate logs on their pillow.
4 nights from $175 per family. Pay the gas bill or bring a bag a cat food and the 5th night’s free!
3. Electrical Outlets of the Rich & Famous – West Hollywood, California
Dismantled doorbell out let of game show host Chuck Woolery
From Starbust Tours, the originators of unique California tours, like “Garage Door Openers of the Stars” and Undergarments of “80’s Hip Hop Artists”, now comes their newest and most popular bus tour–”Electrical Outlets of the Rich & Famous”. This exclusive, narrated 12-hour jaunt puts you right in touch with the wiring of over 40 glamorous stars you idolize.
Visit the electrical outlet that Sally Struthers plugs her curling iron into. The famous fuse box where Bear Gryllis blew a breaker on Arbor Day, 2008, and the socket Don King stuck his finger in as a child, giving him his trademarked hairstyle.
Tours begin at $11.75 per person. Discounts for Siamese twins. Book online and receive a free plastic electrical outlet safety cover.
Enjoy nightly performances by legendary Styx keyboardist Dennis DeYoung
4. Piano Island Beach Resort – Biscayne Bay, Florida
3 Nights from
$109.00* per person
The minute you arrive, you’ll understand exactly why they call this sandy paradise Piano Island. Surrounded by stunning aqua-green waters, this magnificent playground ranks among the best 45-square-foot exotic beaches in the world.
Bask under the golden morning sun. Shade yourself beneath the piano in the afternoon. Dog paddle your way to heaven during high tide.
*Rates deeply discounted during jellyfish season.
5. Madame Sal’s Botox Museum – Yonkers, New York
Who do you wanna be?
Your unique, emotionally charged journey begins as you stroll down the red carpet leading to the back alley of Dr. Phong Hindstein’s Plastic Surgery & Veterinary Clinic.
There you’ll experience plenty of surprises, phenomenon and some truly unforgettable sights as you gawk at, poke, and take pictures of the plastic surgery misgivings of the celebrities you struggle to remember.
Over 110 life-like figures. Best of all, these stars aren’t made of wax–they just look that way!
6. Blind Willy’s House of Dark – East Carbon, Ut
(clockwise from LT to RT) Blind Willy’s Dining Room, Pool & Spa, Bedroom Suite, The Bar & Grille
Spend an adventuresome week at Blind Willy’s Bed & Breakfast and treat yourself to living just as he does–in the dark!
Stumble over living room furniture. Listen to television. Burn yourself on the stove.
Nestled in the quaint, picturesque town of East Carbon, Utah… And you won’t see any of it! Stay includes 2 daily mystery meals, arts & crafts, and laundry service (can’t guarantee it will be your clothes you get back)
Rates: $300 per week. But just slip Willy a few singles. He won’t know the difference.
7. The Motor City – Detroit, Michigan
’nuff said.
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