Bad Tattoos #732:
TAT ARTIST: Hey, welcome. Can I help ya?
DALE: Yes. I’d like a new tattoo…
TAT ARTIST: Sure. What would ya like?
DALE: Well…. I was thinking Uncle Sam.
TAT ARTIST: Nice, I can do that. Come on back….
DALE: But wait! Can ya make it look like he just cleaned my chimney?… And stick a big, glowing bloody red scab under his chin?… Oh, and a Pixie ear?
TAT ARTIST: Mister, you’ve come to the right place.