How to get rid of yard varmits – An explosive crossbow!

How to get rid of yard pests:

Lordy! This here’s what I need to get them muskrats outta the yard! And explosive crossbow! And the AK47 and Custom Shotgun ain’t bad neither!

While crossbow videos can teach you how to eleminate yards pests, the cannot teach you How to Throw a Curveball, How to Repair a Leaky Faucet, How to Remove a Squirrel That’s Stuck in your Downspout, or How to Make Love Like Antonio Banderas. Believe me. My sister tried.

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