Last July 2011, the year of our Lord, my cousin Dorella and her beau Ray-Ray finally tied the knot. No expense was spared as this blessed event was held at the finest dining establishment in town–The Waffle House. No, not the dingy one out on Rt. 10… the fancy newer one on Chester Street.
This here’s my photomentary of their jubial ceremony.
A nervous Ray-Ray preparin’ fer the long walk down the aisle.
Good thing his Aunt Margina got him to check his fly one last time… That’da been embarrassin’…
As the procession gits commencin’… Ray-Ray’s momma can’t bear to let her little boy go. Aunt Margina, all teary in background
Faylene Munson, Dorella’s Maid of Honor & best friend since 9th grade last year, prepares the bride fer givin’ away.
Ahhhh…. nothin’ calms the nerves while walkin’ down the aisle…
…than a good Marlboro Red.
Ray-Ray’s momma, Lexi Chablis, and his step-daddy, Carlton Dumont, walk stately down the aisle
Dorella & Daddy proceed to the alter. We all were happy about the turnout. Nearly every milk crate was taken.
Taking their vows beneath the purdy bent thing we made the night before in Charlton’s work shed.
Dorella’s little girls, D’Princess & Jasmine, tickled to meet their new daddy!
The sanctamonious “Mash the Waffle in yer face” ceremony…
Unfortunately, an unexpected lunch rush hit and Dorella had ta return to her shift.
Once all the tables were bused, Dorella & Ray-Ray sped off for some you-know-what at “McCalister’s Firing Range & Honeymoon Haven Motel”.
Yeah, ain’t nothing like a Waffle House Wedding.