Those Are the Best Names You Could Come Up With?

Why, it boggles my mind what people pass off as good ideas. Oh, sure, some of these funny product names are just plain bad English lost in translation. But others? Lordy! What were they thinking? These aren’t just bad, they’re downright hysterically the worst!

 
For the Satan of all colds!

 
Great for all Special Needs…

 
For women who have no idea what it’s for…

 
WARNING:  Do not leave out in the sun.

 
Well, that explains a few things… My brother used to eat these by the handful!

It takes two hands to handle a whopper…

 
Tell us how you really feel…

Wow, tell me that doesn’t cause some good chaffing!

For use in the Golden Shower.

Two-and-a-half pounds each?  Wow, those are some heavy, smelly balls!

Lordy!   How early do they hit puberty in Japan???

So that’s what they put in their Secret Sauce!

You drink bottled water? You’re SO GAY!

For the masochist with a sweet tooth.

So wrong!

What?…  Dry & fishy?

What the hell do ya use this for???

Every woman wants her dog to smell tangerine fresh!

So much better than The wop’s nose soda.

Water-Free?… 50% Less Water?… What?

Shine ‘er up, honey!

Every Bowel needs a Buddy.

Goes great with a Bowel Buddy!

I hate it when my bananas aren’t de-boned.

Mmmmm…. taste her scent long after’s she’s gone home.

Super Black Love, Lewis… Super Black Love.

Better yet…  It talks, too!… I wonder if it scats?

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