34 Failed Attempts at Trying to Look Sexy!

Trying to Look Sexy Never Failed So Hard

The goofball technicians at Team Jimmy Joe have scoured the planet to bring you the best of the worst sexy profile pic fails. From Bad Glamor shots to not hot Facebook and Internet Dating Site profiles, these un-seductive beauties clearly demonstrate what not to do if in you are in search of bagging a mate. Next time, if you’re looking to connect with a nice Russian, wear a nice sweater and try GoDateNow.

Seriously.

 

1. Over Compensating with Over Ripe Bananas – Not Sexy.

34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

2. Cleaning Poop Off Your Shoe – Never Sexy.

Selfie Woman Licking Shoe ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy

 

3. Hello… Is it me you’re looking for? – Not Sexy.

Facebook Fail E34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

4. Going Down on a Melon In a Trash Heap – Not Sexy.

Girl Eating Watermelon ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

5. Sexy! Hot! Cuddly! Crazy! Psycho! Insane! – Amazingly Not Sexy.

~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

6. Giddy Up, Buckeroo! Purple Unicorns – Not Sexy.

Man Dressed as Unicorn~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

7. Toilet Habits – Never Sexy.

Girl Posing on Toilet ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

8. He’s not just a fierce ninja warrior… He’s a sensitive dishwasher, too – But Not Sexy.

~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

9. WoW! Tell me those patterns don’t clash! – Not Sexy!

Mermaid ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

10. All Business During the Work Week – Stone Cold Fox on the Weekends – Still Not Sexy.

Fox Fur~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

11. A Tryst With a Catfish – Bizarre, Twisted, Kinky – And Anything But Sexy.

Woman Hugging Catfish ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

12. I thought you stuffed an apple in a pig’s mouth…  oh.russian-profile-pic-fails-Sexy-Fruit

 

13. Wow! He commits terrorists acts AND cleans house!

Machine Gun Vacuum Cleaner ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

14. Circus Clowns – Never Sexy

Bad Eyebrows Lips ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

15. He Has All the Right Elements But Needs to Work on His Fingerings – Not Sexy.

Man posing with Box Wine Recorder Fire on Laptop ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

16. A Rainbow Connection –Not Sexy

~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

17. Long, Hot Baths With Your Cat  – Not Sexy

Man in Tub Cat ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

18. Hey, Shakira, ya should have left that one under the sea – Not Sexy – Even If Your Beau is a Young John Goodman.

Mermaid Titan Epic ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

19. A Boy & His Dolls – Not Sexy.

Man on bed with dolls ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

20. Hustler Magazine – The Russian Edition – Far From Sexy.

Foxes on Bed ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

21. A Rose, a Gun, and a Frontal Combover – Keep tryin’ – Not Sexy.

Man Rose Gun Russian ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

22. Forcing the Public Pool to Close for Cleaning – Not Sexy.

 Tub Pouring Milk ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

23. If it weren’t for the beads, it wouldn’t be sexy.

Selfie Beads Man ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

24. Being Turned On by Natural Disasters – Mother Nature’s S & M – Not Sexy.

~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

25. He Does Have a Sweet Ride – But the Dueling Furs Make It What? – That’s Right, Not Sexy.

Russian Car Fur Coat ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

26. Ventriloquism – Never Sexy.

Floppy Ventriloquist ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

27. Inflating Yourself Further With Implants – Not Sexy.

Femail Body Builder Skirt Fake Boobs ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

28. Mullet… Bandana… Denim – The Not Sexy Trifecta.

Denim Mullet Bandana ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

29. A Counter full of Not Sexy.

Girl on counter ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

30. Chocolate Sundaes – Not Sexy – Not Without the Cherries.

Selfie Pouring Chocolate Syrup~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

31. At Least Smart Enough to Put a Newspaper Down – Nope, Still Not Sexy.

Girl on Bed Banana ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

32. Effeminate Virginal Boy –  So Not Sexy.

~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

33. An Underaged Gopnik Bathing Herself With a Post-Soviet Canned Cocktail  – Not Sexy

~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

34. Bird Impersonations – Never Sexy.

Feathers on Back ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

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  1. Boboroo January 18, 2016

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