24 Strange, Vintage Beauty Pageant Queens

Move Over Miss America

Take a gander at a whole contingent of vintage beauty pageant queens– healthy young ladies who snapped up long coveted titles. Gosh, where are these pageants today?

 

Miss Radio Queen – 1939

Radio Queen – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Geene Courtney, Sausage Queen. Sponsored by the Zion Meat Company during National Hot Dog Week, 1955… What do you suppose she did for the talent competition?

Hot Dog Queen – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss Sweater Queen – 1952 … and she fills it quite well, thank you.

Sweater Queen – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss Queen of Cuisine – 1964

Queen Cuisine – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

International Posture Queen – 1957

Posture Queen – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss Indoor Health Queen – 1967 …is that asbestos she’s sitting on?

Miss Health Queen – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss Orange Queen – 1930s

Orange Queen  – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

National Catfish Queen – 1954  … I bet she noodle that from the East River.

National Catfish Queen – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss Magic Marker – 1954, 500 …a busy year for beauty pageant contestants.

Miss Magic Marker – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Donut Queen – 1948

Donut Queen – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss Lovely Eyes – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

Miss Lovely Eyes – 1930s

Miss Lovely Eyes – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss Hurst – 1970s?

Miss Hurst – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss Correct Posture – 1956 …not to be confused with the rival International Posture Queen.

Miss Correct Posture – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss Bobbed Hair – 1925

Miss Bobbed Hair – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Gary Owens on stage with contestants in the Most Beautiful Ape contest, Century City, California, 1972. Dominique Green, contestant No. 2, won title of Most Beautiful Ape and a role in “Battle for the Planet of the Apes.”

Miss Beautiful Ape  – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss Atomic Bomb – 1957  …va-va-va-BOOM!

Miss Atomic  – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss Mink – 1960 …obviously pre-PETA.

Mink Queen – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss Lemon – 1920 ….she was the only one who fit in the costume.

Lemon Queen  – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss National Laugh Queen – 1961

Laugh Queen – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Miss Frankfurter Queen – 1952  …she performed circumcisions during the talent portion.

Miss Frankfurter – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

Betty Barrett crowned Miss Diaper Queen. Yes, Miss Diaper Queen at a convention for the Diaper Service Institute of America, Chicago, 1947. They say she filled her duty well.

Diaper Queen – Vintage Beauty Pageant Queens

 

The lovely Miss Donut Week Queen – Date unknown.

Donut Queen  – Vintage Beauty Pageant Winners

 

And finally, Miss Blueberry Queen – 1955 …sweet.

Miss Blueberry – Vintage Beauty Pageant Queens

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