WARNING: 30 Funny Signs – Please Proceed Cautiously

Following These Signs Could Cause Serious Bodily Harm or Mental Anguish

Hey, Sign Guy… What in the hell were you thinking? Ok, we can forgive the bad english or getting lost in translation, but again… YOU had ONE JOB! But thank you anyways. These Funny signs from around the world made our day.

 

Sign me up!

3-Way Coming Soon - Funny Signs

 

That sounds relaxing.

Bling Cactus Message - Funny Signs

 

I’m putting together a foursome…

Players Must Put OUt - Funny Signs

 

Please be aware the ground is not on the third floor.

- Funny Signs

 

When it comes to children, I prefer catch and release.

Fishing for Children - Funny Signs

 

Together united, pooping for one common goal…

Lost in Translation - Funny Signs

 

Typical male.

Kun & Go - Funny Signs

 

I hear they even have a drive thru…

Suburban Sexpress - Funny Signs

 

Ouch! Take it easy, Ross!

Ross Staples Dick's - Funny Signs

 

Why… what are you gonna do to me?

Lost in Translation - Funny Signs

 

There’s no such thing.

Quiet Woman WAy - There's No Such Thing - Funny Signs

 

What are you doing after Thai?

Poo Ping Thai - Funny Signs

 

Not in front of the kids…

BJs on the Beach - Funny Signs

 

Flavoured, huh? Still, I’ll pass.

Clark's Special Nugget Plug - Funny Signs

 

Anything for the lady…

Lost in Translation - Funny Signs

 

It’s not as big as advertised.

Harry's Package - Funny Signs

 

You know I would if I could!

- Funny Signs

 

Do not turn your back to the railing.

Jumping Gay Walrus - Funny Signs

 

Restrooms for Creepers.

Lost in Translations - Funny Signs

 

I will on my way home…

Texting Kills - Funny Signs

 

Rockford: The Fine Dining Capital of the Midwest.

Taco Bell - Funny Signs

 

No thanks. My ass smells fine on it’s own.

Ass Fragrance - Funny Signs

 

Yes, life is always better when you have no piss on your shoes.

Lost in Translation - Funny Signs

 

Have you seen my dog?

- Funny Signs

 

Then why even go?

Little Hope Baptist Church - Funny Signs

 

I figured that’d be Mr. Crabs’ job.

Burger King - Funny Signs

 

I’ll never shop there again. The service stinks.

Fart - Funny Signs

 

Food Don’t Suk…

- Funny Signs

 

Why buy an armadillo that you’re only going to use once or twice?

Armadillo Rental- Funny Signs

 

Welcome to Jerry Sandusky Ski Resort.

- Funny Signs

 

What'cha got to say for yourself?