Stupid Criminals: Pretty Mugshots
There’s nothing quite as comforting as that warm prison glow.
I’m sorry. Are we keeping you awake?
Oh, look! Somebody got their hair did.
“Hello. My name is Willow. My Spirit Animal is the Peacock.”
Either he had a weird-ass ear transplant of their just way out of whack!
“Gee, gosh! This is just so crazy! Look! I’ve been arrested hee hee!”
Is it just me or does he look a little like Jim Carrey?
Wanted: Good Man That Can Pay My Bail.
It’s 7:30. Do you know where your softball is?
“Hey there, step into my office. Have I got a plea deal for you!”
Nice work with the Sharpie, dud. That hairline is really convincing.
You’ve got to love that Camel in the Headlights look.
Sometimes it just hurts to smile.
Damn! That’s a lot like my sister’s Senior Class Picture she had taken at Olan Mills.
Another stupid criminal with a half-brained idea.
“Huh? You want me to look which way?”
Hey! It’s Termite Boy!
There’s nothing quite as sad as a bad cupcake addict.
“O beautiful, for spacious cells, for Amber your new prison boyfriend…”
Got your nose.
How to win friends and influence police officials.