30 Russian Profile Pic Fails that will make you give up on dating forever or extremely happy that you have already tied the knot. You surely won’t find these on e-harmony.
So Hot, No You’re Not
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Payday Pavel – Would you like to touch his rubles?
Kolbasa Katyusha – Not Sexy, but boy, she does like her wieners
Princess Polina – Translation: “Not Yours” …well put
Lev the Limber – His door’s wide open ladies
Fearless Fedot – Ninja Warrior of the paddle court, still not sexy
Plucky Petrushka – Cock-a-doodle-don’t
Desya the Desperate – Reply now or fish gets it
Shining Shura – She loves Stephen King novels… and acting them out
I can see it
Finger Lickin’ Fekla – A pigeon drumstick and a glass of red is all it takes
Rosie Rena – Gee, her hair smells terrific, but still not sexy
As Lionel Richie once sang, “Oh, what a feeling, when you’re dangling from the ceiling”
Boleslav the Baker – he’s got bun for your oven… and a dog
Princess Polina – She’ll serve finest vodkas while you relax and enjoy Russian remakes of “Married With Children” on her fine 19″ color TV.