27 Funny Album Covers to Rock Your World in a Bad Way

From rock to gospel music, country to electronica, put your eye on our latest batch of the worst strange and crazy album covers from the good old days of vinyl.

Hilarious Old Album Cover Art ~ The Funny & Bad

 

“If we knew he was coming, we woulda gone to the dentist!” And that’s a trio! Why can’t Gospel groups ever figure out how many people constitute a quartet?

"If we knew he was coming, we woulda gone to the dentist!" New Life Quartet I wish we'd all been ready

 

It’s not just her fingers. She can do that cool little thing with her tongue.

It's not just her fingers. She can do that cool little thing with her tongue. . . Phantom Fingers of Frieda Hall ~~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

Why I shop at Target.

Why I stop at Target ~ Warrior The Battle has Started, I want a Walmart Girl ~~ Funny Bad Album Covers

Check out Warrior’s smash hit “I Want a Walmart Girl

 

My how Deborah’s impressed. Jimmy Plays organ AND piano!

Why, Deborah's impressed. Jimmy Plays organ AND piano! ~~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

Hey Ho Papoose! I think I’m gonna make that my new catch phrase. Say with me, “Hey Ho Papoose!”
Hey Ho Papoose! I think that is gonna be my new cacth phrase! . ~~ Funny Bad Album Covers Le Grand Cirque

Treat your ears to “Papoose” from the French rockers Le Grand Cirque, 1972.

 

I swear that’s two Will Ferrells and a John C. Reilly from Step Brothers.

I swear that's two Will Ferrells and John C. Reilly from Step Brothers. . ~~ Funny Bad Album Covers The Links

 

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid... Mr. Ondioline ~~ Funny Bad Album Covers

If you’re up to it, you can sample the entire 4-song happy electronica Mr. Ondioline album from 1960.

 

Hate to break it to ’em, but they ain’t gonna make overseas in that old Airstream camper.

Hate to break it to 'em, but they ain't gonna make overseas in that old Airstream camper. . . New Jerusalem's where I'm Bound, The Meeks Family ~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

Looks like they have gas and can’t travel.

Looks like they have gas and can't travel. . . The Good Twins Dwight & Dwayne ~~ Funny Bad Album Covers

Hear The Good Twins chortle the classic croon the classic “Power in the Blood.”

 

I’m surer this a joy to the ears
I'm surer this a joy to the ears ... Godzilla Sings ~~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

Oh, Loretta! We do not need to know!!

Oh, Loretta! We do not need to know!! ... Fist City Loretta Lynn ~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

Twelve New Ways to Get Cancer.

Twelve New Ways to Get Cancer ... The Cool Scene ~ Funny Bad Album Covers

Revel in the sexy, sultry Mediterranian-influenced sound orgy of the track “Deserted Harem“.

 

The Chaplain of Bourbon Street? I’m sure it’s a helluva a lot of fun being saved “wink“!

The Chaplain of Bourbon Street? I'm sure it's a helluva a lot of fun being saved "wink" . ~~ Funny Bad Album Covers Bob Harrington

 

Unfortunately, no arrests have been made to date.

Unfortunately, no arrests have been made ... He Touched Me, Greg Kendrick ~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

Hair by NERF.

Hair by NERF ,,,~~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

Translation:  Muck. Chocolate. Oh, Lillie. Sounds like a bathroom problem to me.

Oh, Lilli... Muck Says it all! ~ Funny Bad Album Covers Schokolade

Take a listen to Muck’s chocolatey smash from 1977, “Oh, Lilli“.

 

We’re Only Here for You, But If You’re Not Available, We Do Have Each Other.

We're Only Here for You, But If You're Not Available, We Have Each Other ... by Nichols & Raymond. . .~~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

A favorite of Jerry Sandusky, Physical Fitness Exercises for Boys Set to Stimulating Music.
A favorite of Jerry Sandusky, Physical Fitness Exercises for Boys Setr to Stimulating Music ~~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

This is totally illogical.

This is totally illogical... Elvis Spock 24 Karat Hits ~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

My Grandma had those curtains, and she could count well enough to know that 5 isn’t a quartet. Damn!

My Grandma had those curtains, and she could count well enough to know that 5 isn't a quartet ... Curtains Gospel Ready for Rapture ~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

Lawsuit pending.

Lawsuit Pending. . . ~Max Miller The Cheeky Chappy. ~~ Funny Bad Album Covers

Because listening to Max Miller is never enough, enjoy the Cheeky Chappie live on stage.

 

Wee! Carpet! Entertainment for Underprivileged Children.

Wee! Carpet! Entertainment for Underprivileged Children ~~ Funny Bad Album Covers Carpet Square

 

I think that frog is looking’ for the ball to drop.

I think that frog is looking' for the ball to drop ... Borinquen Disco Party 1980 ~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

Bros. That’s all you need to know.
Bros. That's all you need to know ...~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

That’s just creepy.

That's just creepy ~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

I am at a loss for words except maybe she farts watermelons?

She farts Watermelon? ~ Funny Bad Album Covers

 

A Total Eclipse by The Hair.

A Total Eclipse by the Hair ... Overshadowed, Sondra Mitts ~ Funny Bad Album Covers

sources: lpcoverlover, BizarreRecords, et al

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  1. clare leach August 30, 2017
    • Jimmy Joe August 30, 2017

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