HOT DOG! We done got us more Bad Tattoos! A whole serving platter full of the worst and ugliest! Put yer eye on this fine collection of everything from horrible inkings to stupid ideas. Lordy, makes wonder about the quality of drinking water these dopes are slurping down. And please, if I ever insist on getting a portrait tattoo, insist on making me shell out enough dollars to hire a talented tattoo artist!

No sense…

Nice try, Grasshopper…

Do they always look so stunned?

Precious.

…and obviously Death Before Spell Check.

Ol’ Chris is lookin’ a little jaundice.

He nailed that one on the head.

…More like Nightmare!

At least it’s a KitchenAid. They’re a fine mixer! And that’s a fine tat.

Two pistols… on ONE BIG CANNON!

Wow… When did Uncle Joe become black?

Makes me wanna scream, too.

Lookin’ Good, Edward!

OOma-Boong-Gowi!

Hey… Your tat needs a nose job.

Did you also put away your toys away, too?