Say It Ain’t So! Bad Eyebrows, Lips & Lashes

Good Lord Almighty, Ladies!  What the hell are you thinking???? If these aren’t some of the biggest makeup and Botox disasters ever, then I don’t know what it is. Oh, those luscious lips and sexy-come-hither eyebrows!  Someone call resurrect P. T. Barnum ‘cuz we got us a Freak Show!

Dang! I bet you can see that face from outer space! And she looks like Witcheepoo from H.R. Puffinstuff!

I hate centipedes. Especially when they’re crawling outta my eyes.

Nailed it!

Radioactive Fallout:  Before and After.

Damn, I think the lips on the girl on the left are upside-down!

Proof your eyebrows never stop growing as you get older.

I’d be grumpy, too.

I, too, have always longed for lips that look a boxing glove.

The Tadpoles.

At least she didn’t color outside the lines.

LOL! Someone should tell her tug her wig down a bit! The world can see her head stubble!

“Who’s that tramping over my bridge?” roared the troll.

“It’s I! The craziest Billy Goat Gruff,” said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of her own.

Why we don’t let her play with the rivet gun anymore.

Is she plastic or fiberglass?

A face permanently frozen in Coy & Sly.

She must be at the beach.  She’s got zinc oxide all over her lips.

I love eyebrows that project the path of falling meteors.

How does one get an over-sized doll head?

New from Revlon:  Day-Glo Poster Paint.

The Crooked Clown.

Are those eyebrows suppose to be ski jumps or escalators?

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