Creepy Santas:  The Funny, The Bad, The Drunk

Oh, what joy it is to ride on a drunken Santa’s lap! A rather strange tradition, ain’t it? Waiting in line for an hour to plop your precious boy or girl down on a stranger’s lap. At the MALL no less! But, oh, the long-lasting memories it creates… or life-long scars and horrible nightmares!  Take a gander at more funny pictures of precocious kids and bad, creepy Santas. But hurry! There’s a scary old man at the mall waiting for your child now!

Santa the Punisher.

“Weeeeeeee!  Another round for everyone! On me!”

Yep. Santa is sooooo into the holidays this year.

4… 3… 2… 1… the Oxycodone has officially kicked in.

Sitting on Santa’s ass.

Handcuffs & Eyeshadow.  Looks like Santa has a “Special Night” planned.

Zombie Santa.

Santa… Casing the joint for when he comes back later.

“So little girl, Santa can’t wait to come down your chimney…”

“Santa’s been held down by the man far too long and it’s time for you to pay!”

Someone’s excited to see Santa!

I’m tellin’ ya… Don’t piss off Santa!

Nancy Reagan giving Mr. T the low down on the trickle down.

Yikes! Looks like something out of a Dr. Seuss book!

Hey… Who gave Santa the black eye?

Looks like Santa finally got the cheek implants he wanted.

Sure. Put the baby on the lap of a creepy homeless man.  That shouldn’t have any long-lasting mental effects.

“Mom. I think Santa’s plastered again!”

“Yes, mother, I have your little girl… Now, what do ya say?”

Wow. Is that Santa’s creepy hand or something was stolen from a cemetery?

Yes… Taunt the babies!

I think that’s Sean Connery beneath the beard and hat.

“Do I smell gas?”

Emaciated Santa.  Careful sitting on his lap.  His legs might snap off.

Nope. That won’t cause nightmares.

Just moments before Santa was given his Last Rites.

My, this is going well.

Aw, Shit! Now Santa’s really pissed!

Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas from Santa Cough.

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