27 More Scary, Creepy Santas to Sit On

Creepy Santas:  The Funny, The Bad, The Drunk

Oh, what joy it is to ride on a drunken Santa’s lap! A rather strange tradition, ain’t it? Waiting in line for an hour to plop your precious boy or girl down on a stranger’s lap. At the MALL no less! But, oh, the long-lasting memories it creates… or life-long scars and horrible nightmares!  Take a gander at more funny pictures of precocious kids and bad, creepy Santas. But hurry! There’s a scary old man at the mall waiting for your child now!

Santa the Punisher.
Angry Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

“Weeeeeeee!  Another round for everyone! On me!”
Crosse Eyed Santa ~ 27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

Yep. Santa is sooooo into the holidays this year.
27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

4… 3… 2… 1… the Oxycodone has officially kicked in.
Sleeping Santa ~ crying baby sitting on Santa's lap

 

Sitting on Santa’s ass.
Vintage Santa pic, girl on donkey, creepy and funny

 

Handcuffs & Eyeshadow.  Looks like Santa has a “Special Night” planned.
Handcuff Eyeshadow Santa ~ Creepyiest Bad Santas

 

Zombie Santa.
27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

Santa… Casing the joint for when he comes back later.
27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

“So little girl, Santa can’t wait to come down your chimney…”
27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

“Santa’s been held down by the man far too long and it’s time for you to pay!”
Black Santa Held Down by the Man ~ 27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

Someone’s excited to see Santa!
Kid Sitting on Lap with Balloon Penis ~ 27 Funny Santa Pics

 

I’m tellin’ ya… Don’t piss off Santa!
Pissed Off Santa ~ 27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

Nancy Reagan giving Mr. T the low down on the trickle down.
Nancy Reagan sitting on Mr. T's lap. Christmas

 

Yikes! Looks like something out of a Dr. Seuss book!
27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

Hey… Who gave Santa the black eye?
27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

Looks like Santa finally got the cheek implants he wanted.
27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

Sure. Put the baby on the lap of a creepy homeless man.  That shouldn’t have any long-lasting mental effects.
Sitting on Creepy Homeless Santa's lap

 

“Mom. I think Santa’s plastered again!”
27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

“Yes, mother, I have your little girl… Now, what do ya say?”
27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

Wow. Is that Santa’s creepy hand or something was stolen from a cemetery?
~ 27 Funny & Terrifying Santas

 

Yes… Taunt the babies!
27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

I think that’s Sean Connery beneath the beard and hat.
27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

“Do I smell gas?”
Farting Santa ~27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

Emaciated Santa.  Careful sitting on his lap.  His legs might snap off.
27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

Nope. That won’t cause nightmares.
Bozo the Clown & Santa ~ 27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Creepy Santa's Lap

 

Just moments before Santa was given his Last Rites.
Black Eye Half Dead Santa ~ 27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

My, this is going well.
27 Hilarious Pics of Kids Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

Aw, Shit! Now Santa’s really pissed!
Angry, Pissed Off Santa ~ 27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

 

Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas from Santa Cough.

Vintage Santa Smoking Cigarette Ad ~ 27 Funny Pics of Sitting on Santa's Lap

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